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Floss God

Y’all listen to that new Floss God? That shit go harrrrrd
by Guapteament November 22, 2021
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Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.
Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.
by TRocky74 January 16, 2024
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God-abuser

Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.
He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.

That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.

A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019
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The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.
Moses smoked weed with The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)
by Proxy November 15, 2016
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RIZZ GOD WEDNESDAY

A day of the week where the ctk heads rizz up for the tiktok!
Damn, its rizz god wednesday? Riz somebody up the gang
by DAGA IS HIM May 12, 2022
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God

Mom: Who is that guy from one direction???
Me: God
by hrrylvr August 29, 2021
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