A male, typically on the older spectrum, who feels the need to represent their masculinity -or "toughness"- at any given moment. They do this in a violent manner, often with threats, physical combat, destruction of property, etc. These people are always fighting for something incorrect which makes them disliked by normal people. Their natural habitat varies but they are most stereotypically associated with Walmart, parking lots, and other food/shopping chains.
"That guy's trying to fight an innocent person. He seems to want to assert male dominance here in this Walmart. He MUST be a tough guy."
by Dude with time. July 06, 2021
the saint gui is a french uncommon name. Bewitched and bewitching person dedicated to seducing the daronnes of france.
Festive and valiant the saint gui will know how to honor and sanction. he usually drinks liters
Festive and valiant the saint gui will know how to honor and sanction. he usually drinks liters
- do saint gui...
- sure
- sure
by james julios serge eclesias November 21, 2021
A vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. Figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: sex and sandwiches. Mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, sex, or food is not being discussed.
Woman: I really feel we need to communicate more.
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!
by kahndor May 23, 2013
by pinkalicious April 09, 2022
An unexpected dude who just judges people by saying "oH! He'll never get a gf" And just spits out his cereal by glow up
by YEREMEL December 30, 2021
Isn't Cereal Guy so awesome?
by Cool Chad Based November 19, 2020