National dog day

November 25th is national dog day! Every time you see or hear a dog bark,you get to pet them!big to small or fluffy to hairless you name it!You will still get to pet it

Hooray!i can pet any dog I see!I love national dog day

by Sammy_oof November 2, 2019

bones or no bones day

Meme generated by a popular user jongraz on the most used app at the moment, his pug wakes up with a bones or no bones day. So it s a way to say good day or bad day
-verafiga on the same app

I hope today’s a bones day. (good day)
Today better not be a no bones day. (bad day)
Bones or no bones day!!

by verafiga on tic toc October 17, 2021

National Fight Day

When you see a bitch you dont like and pop her in her shit periodt!

Nttm fight anybody you had a problem with.

Aye bitch its National Fight Day wyo?

by SBO(let'em kno) April 14, 2019

Party-Party Day

Occurs when the day of the month matches the corresponding number of the month

Mike: Hey! Its March 3rd, Party-Party Day!
John: What?
Mike: Its 3/3/10, let's go Party-Party!
John: Yeahhhhhhh!

by nosajyanks January 2, 2011

Jack Harlow Day

Day to celebrate jack harlow on December 18th. The only day you can say "BITCH!" without anyone getting offended. We pop ranch and san pellegrino bottles while wearing our best pair of new balances.

it's Jack Harlow Day so we screaming "BITCH IM FROM KENTUCKY BUT THIS AINT NO FUCKING DIXIE CHICKS" all day

by jackharlowmemes January 3, 2022

suck dick day

december 8th 9th and 10th{ is national suck dick day ,suck the fuck outta yo boyfriends dick !!

boyfriend do you know what day it is?
girlfriend no, what is it?
boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day

by hi whore December 7, 2019

Taking a Sick Day

Faking sick so you can stay at home for a day-long solo love-making session.

I'm taking a sick day to re-kindle my lost love with my left hand.

by ?Måt¿ May 14, 2005