Meat

Fish, Beef, Pork, Chicken, Dick

I'm a vegetarian but I still eat meat, aka dick.

by AJJJHHH May 18, 2015

Meat peel

Someone who has a LOT of sex, possibly with many different people.

Person 1: "I heard Person 3 slept with the whole football team."
Person 2: "God, she's such a meat peel."

by CryaoticWannabe July 3, 2018

Thinking Meat

The correct term for the brain.

My brain? You mean my thinking meat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2022

teeth meat

The meat on your floss that can be re-eaten

Coming back from the steakhouse I picked out some tasty teeth meat, it was delicious!!

by TeethMeat February 10, 2014

meat tongs

When two males use their penises in a pincher-type fashion to lift objects.

Unwilling to touch the dirty panties with their clean hands, Derek and Tuan used their "meat tongs" to lift them off the bed and toss them aside.

by Rev BigE March 19, 2017

Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.

Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.

by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015

Meat shoot

Layne manning a glory hole and repeatedly taking flesh missiles to the face wearing a Davy Crockett hat.

The local BBC club loves having meat shoots on Thursday nights.

by KDigler February 3, 2018