John

someone who takes all of your boyfriend time by being friends with him :(

are you with john today or do i get to see you

by gusisbus April 21, 2021

Jeremiah John

To play golf as a lefty and poorly

That heavy set guy is playing like a real Jeremiah John

by cookie beanbag May 18, 2023

John

About 1 and 30 people are named John, so if you walk up behind 30 random people and whisper in their ear "I know where you live John", you're probably going to scare the fuck out of one of them.

Me: "I know where you live John"

Guy: "Bitch my name is Michael Jordan"

by AgentComet March 14, 2022

John Curtis

A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.

Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*

by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019

John Chase

slower typer than Romina

John Chase is a way slower typer than Romina, no contest needed.

by Animor November 23, 2021

John Wayne

What people think: A legendary western movie actor.

Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.

John Wayne was the white supremacist to end all white supremacists.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 16, 2023

John

A john is a short guy who steps on a person's crops for fuhn

John stepped on a crip

by Cjdkjfjfificjfjfjkfkfkfk November 5, 2019