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helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.
My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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National Nut on your friend day

February 15 a Day where you nut on your friend
Hey kyle i heard you regret not participating in National nut on your friend day
by Stefan Slowinski April 18, 2020
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7 A's Is Better Than 7 Friends

A Term used by the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy in 2021 to describe an ongoing controversy that "Having better grades is far more important than having a social relationship with fellow students". This quote from a fellow administrative officer led fellow students to riot on campus, believing that having a social life far outweighs having a few B's on your report card. The following year, IMSA refuted this statement and explained how having 7 friends are far better than having 7 A's, which has now left the message infamous to the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy.
Uh... I feel so tired and exhausted from school... Well at least 7 A's is better than 7 friends.
by EvanGgggg January 15, 2023
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Aint no two pretty best friends

there aint no two pretty best friends
by Daddy Biden November 4, 2020
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hop on My Friend Peppa Pig

Slang for a rough femboy pegging session that usually lasts 2-4 hours
Femboy Boyfriend: Hey, it’s time to hop on My Friend Peppa Pig
Me: LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
by Diegsmo’s father October 16, 2022
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National pay your short friend

On March 19th you owe your shortest friend £5! If you don’t they get to slap you.
by Lolipopssss March 19, 2022
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Bully your friend Alex day

Bully your friend named Alex on October the 30th
“Oh it’s October the 30th! It’s bully your friend Alex day!”
by I like ✨ Cheeze ✨ October 30, 2021
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