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1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude".
1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch).
2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude".
3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).
1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude".
1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch).
2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude".
3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).
Corey was too blazed to hit that shit, so...I feed the monkey!!!
Your grandma is too old to hold the old bong, so...I FEED THE MONKEY
Look at how nice that orangutans is! He is feeding the monkey!
You get a "senceLi" to feed the monkey.
If Still confused...see "Gratidude"
Your grandma is too old to hold the old bong, so...I FEED THE MONKEY
Look at how nice that orangutans is! He is feeding the monkey!
You get a "senceLi" to feed the monkey.
If Still confused...see "Gratidude"
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Get the Feeding the Monkey mug.An endearing term for the English. A people who are infinitely proud of the population and size of their island nation however fail to recognize that said size and population may have resulted in a less-than-ideal ancestry. This could be why they have bad food, warm 'lager', ugly women, shitty weather, poor dental hygeine and are possibly the most repressed people on earth. These 'facts of life' are why the English are most often encountered in a pub.
Tom: Those Brits sure like to make fun of us for being Americans.
Bill: Don't let the in-bred island monkeys get to you. They are still mad that we began the fall of their empire.
Bill: Don't let the in-bred island monkeys get to you. They are still mad that we began the fall of their empire.
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