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White van syndrome

A syndrome that can occur on (white) van drivers due to their low education level, low salary, hurry and loneliness. It appears in anger, aggressiveness and nervousness, which often causes a van driver to speed, make dangerous maneuvers and rage against other road users, especially pedestrians and cyclists.

A person having white van syndrome is called 'white van man'.
Jack: "Let me tell you what happened to me this morning. I was riding a bike when suddenly a speeding white van driver almost crashed into me. Then he came out of his van, kicked me over and shouted at me. I don't understand what the hell is wrong with these van drivers!"
Matt: "It's called 'white van syndrome', my friend! It's a common problem among van drivers."
by JustASkullMan July 23, 2018
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Sean white day

Holiday that Must be atleast once per week between the days of Monday and Friday. Usually from eating at the golden dragon or random pink eye but always open to new excuses.
Must be Sean white day he hasn’t showed up yet
by Seansashart September 8, 2022
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furry white minge

Little albert, generalisation your grandmas muff for a white rat. Classical conditioning= gone wrong
Lauren: Hey miss what is stimulus generalization?
Mimi: *Pisses*
Miss: When Little Albert

mistakes his fear of a furry white rat for your nans furry white minge
by Lauren squrirell May 19, 2021
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Jamaican White Bread

Often a term used to describe someone who acts like a black person but is often from a predominantly white country - more specifically the middle class area, the term can also have a meaning to describe someone who is annoying or frustrating to be around and acknowledges this.
Kofi - *does something inherently stupid or annoying*
John "Stop acting like a Jamaican white bread"

Alternatively

Kofi - * Runs up on said person, confronting them in a disorderly manner*
John - "Stop that you Jamaican white bread"
by Kdawg2003 June 24, 2022
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slangin' white

To be talking like a white boy, as in you sound gay and you rarely use curse words
Yo whats with that homie slangin' white up in here
by Super no September 20, 2005
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White Flight

Where you are having sex or you are giving a girl a Facial and your Dick Lets out your cum and it flys thought the air. The sperm would be a 'White Flight'.
"Baby your White Flight Landed Right in my mouth!"
by FuckingFaggot420 August 18, 2018
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white parent

a white mom or dad who is extremely strict
follows the rules to the tip
a karen
kid: can i use my phone

white parent: no you have a time limit for a reason
by mixedkidwithwhiteparents July 27, 2020
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