Honest to god

Basically saying, "To be honest".

"Honest to god...knock me out"- Ariana Grande. ( In the thank you next music video)

by NewDefinitionsEveryday October 21, 2020

Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018

gods pole

The biggest blackest dick known to man kind.

I was with this guy last nite and he had a gods pole.

by Sirpoptart September 12, 2016

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"

by mrcoper May 22, 2018

Toasty God

A legendary toasty created by Claudia, not Caleb.

“Hey, wanna go get a toasty?” “Yes but only made by a toasty god..... Claudia??!!”

by Cloddle June 10, 2019

Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.

Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"

by Hosted287 November 5, 2020

math god

Someone who is really good at copying math answers

Emily and Sarah are math gods

by Emthespang October 21, 2019