The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.
Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!
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•according to NYC urban legend, the term “9 times out of 10” was coined by viral Instagram comedian RAYYY RAYYY during the bandemic to explain that the odds - they are probably not in your favor…
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•according to NYC urban legend, the term “9 times out of 10” was coined by viral Instagram comedian RAYYY RAYYY during the bandemic to explain that the odds - they are probably not in your favor…
• it’s another way of saying “I seen this sh*t before and here’s how it’s gonna play out..”
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