*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."
by baconfarts May 21, 2014
Get the wake n baconmug. by Barry Davidson November 22, 2021
Get the The B-U-Nmug. 
by Skip-N-A-HooHa July 15, 2021
Get the Skip-n-a-hoohamug. I was about halfway through smashing when it dawned on me that she looked like my mom. I pulled the Churf ‘n Turf and dipped out.
by Chodeboyz4lyfe November 30, 2018
Get the The Churf ‘n Turfmug. Jaylen is the Jay to everyones Len. He is like gunk to your ears, with the most contagious laughable voice. Although he may judge retarded illogical girls, he still sees the best in them and everyone else. He always thinks he knows it all, however, Jaylen just happens to end up with dumb idiotic groups of people who help him sound like Einstein's IQ was nothing but a fraction to cover up a decimal number. When he is speechless, it usually means he is judging you. But when he laughs, he is still judging you. He has the smile of his father, but a laugh of a penguin trying to flee a supermarket owned by lions. He unintentionally changes his hairstyle, more frequently than his shoes. Jaylen is very understandable and although he may not relate to many original experiences, he "gets it (like your mama would)."
Navah: "Do you know what the word Nigga means?"
Jaylen N: Sighs in disbelief, but then LAuGHS
Jaylen N: "I just saw a semi-truk plow through antelopes."
Jaylen N: Sighs in disbelief, but then LAuGHS
Jaylen N: "I just saw a semi-truk plow through antelopes."
by CHatlotte Butcher May 21, 2024
Get the Jaylen Nmug. by Beike January 3, 2020
Get the Screwdriver n shitmug.