job

Hell. Having a job sucks ass, but another day, another dollar (or blowing off the boss if you are female)

I hate my job

by Mamamiji May 22, 2019

rim job ricky

a man named ricky who has pink eye and claims he caught it from trinity but in reality he ATE TOO MUCH ASS!!!

oh look it’s rim job ricky again, back from eating ass.

by ilikedigbick March 14, 2022

job van breukelen

Sophisticated, well spoken, beautiful man who behaves like an actual animal. Although his looks may trick you, he is actually more resembling of a beast

Gozer kanker heb je die snap van job van Breukelen geopend gewoon weer een foto van zn drol

by Dudewiththerudecrude November 21, 2021

Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.

"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

Sand-Job

A sand-job is when a girl takes a piece of sandpaper and then when in her hand proceeds to give you a hand job.

Damn that Sand-Job hurt like hell last night.

by ILikeCircles June 8, 2009

Executive Blow Job

When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.

"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"

by WhateverDuntCare February 4, 2018

Bottle job

Failure to clinch a success from a position of significant advantage either from perceived strength or the status of the competition, such as going up 3-0 in a best of 7 series only to get reverse swept and lose 4-3. While not confirmed, it may come from the idea of having it "in the bottle and failing to put the cap on it" letting it escape.

The 19-0 Patriots going into the Superbowl losing to an Average-at-best Giants team to go 19-1? One of the biggest bottle jobs in history.

by JB1225 May 26, 2024