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If you ever feel like your heart is expanding and your chest can't contain it, that's love. The feeling is caused by your heart boner having large amounts of blood surge into it. If you love someone a lot, more blood will enter your heart boner; often times if you start to sweat, feel light headed and basically start having a heart attack, it is likely that you are around someone you love, or you are having a heart attack. It is hard to distinguish the two, and in some cases they happen simultaneously. This is a serious problem on wedding days, as in some cultures it is the first time someone has sex, and if they have a boner in two areas, then their brain malfunctions because of oxygen loss, and the woman often ends up with the male ejaculating while inside, dropping dead, and then, since it is dead, all of it's feces leaving it's body.
Lesson of the story; Don't get marry who you love, or don't have sex with who you marry.
by Knight-Hart May 6, 2014
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by Zawchie September 29, 2017
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when you find that one person in the entire world that makes you feel different. that one person that you would do anything for. they make you happy just by being alive but you know they'll never feel the same way. but you know what they say life sucks.
*Jonathan and Aurelia are best friends*

Aurelia: will you go out with me

Jonathan: yeah sure

Aurelia: *is super happy and cant hold it in*

*about 1 week later*

Aurelia: so everyone keeps asking if we broke up

Jonathan: we did

*wyatt and Jonathan are also best friends*

wyatt: ohhhh. that was smooth bro

Aurelia: * leaves with her friend lexi like every other day but this time she starts bursting into tears*

*a year later*

Aurelia: starts like Jonathan's other bestfriend Chase*

Chase: * like Aurelia*

*chase and Aurelia start dating*

*later Aurelia realizes she is still in love with Jonathan*
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The most painful pleasure in the world. Like a their it steals your heart and without it you become worried that you'll upset them. You worry if you're good enough. And when its gone you get your heart back but there's still a deep void trickling down your spine until everything feels hopeless. Maybe some day love will return. Maybe it won't. But you'll never know unless you try it yourself.
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Love is when someone would put it all on the line for you. When they'll give it all for you when they actually care about you. This would be listening to you, talking to you, giving their own opinion, when they wouldn't lie straight up to your face when there is no domestic violence when there is an exception to you're past When it feels like you two are the last people on earth. That is what love is, all of this from about have to apply to both of you, It doesn't matter weather it is an LGBTQ+ relationship or not, Love is supposed to be something very very extremely special between you and the other person maybe even to where you get butterflies even after years of being together. That is what love means.
"After a while we fell in love"
"I feel like I love him ever day more and more"
by UGH_21 January 4, 2020
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A feeling you think you feel but you actually don't
Love usually ends in the other person stabbing you right in the back.
A poem of Love;
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Why did you leave me Karin?
What did I do?
by Killer Bean May 11, 2018
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The top definition for love as of now, is fairly accurate. But it is also fairly innacurate to the perception of “love.”
That’s because there is no real definition. In fact, there are multiple definitions, upon millions of ideas on what love should be.

Love is a perspective. It is what you want love to be. And love is different for everyone; different couples, or poly couples, or whatever you hold dear.

Love is a bond. It is them, and you.

And love is beautiful, in all shapes and forms. To the variety of many eyes.
I love you” it wrote, on a hundred crinkled letters in the trashcan.
by Kiwabi December 7, 2018
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