helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

National Nut on your friend day

February 15 a Day where you nut on your friend

Hey kyle i heard you regret not participating in National nut on your friend day

by Stefan Slowinski April 18, 2020

Aint no two pretty best friends

True.

there aint no two pretty best friends

by Daddy Biden November 4, 2020

7 A's Is Better Than 7 Friends

A Term used by the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy in 2021 to describe an ongoing controversy that "Having better grades is far more important than having a social relationship with fellow students". This quote from a fellow administrative officer led fellow students to riot on campus, believing that having a social life far outweighs having a few B's on your report card. The following year, IMSA refuted this statement and explained how having 7 friends are far better than having 7 A's, which has now left the message infamous to the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy.

Uh... I feel so tired and exhausted from school... Well at least 7 A's is better than 7 friends.

by EvanGgggg January 15, 2023

hop on My Friend Peppa Pig

Slang for a rough femboy pegging session that usually lasts 2-4 hours

Femboy Boyfriend: Hey, it’s time to hop on My Friend Peppa Pig
Me: LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

by Diegsmo’s father October 16, 2022

Bully your hot friend day

Bully your hot friend day is the day you get to bully them for being so hot.

Bully your hot friend day is my favourite holiday
"My friend is so hot I can't even"
"Yay its 22th May, so it's bully my hot friend day!"

by Vindija May 22, 2021

National pay your short friend

On March 19th you owe your shortest friend £5! If you don’t they get to slap you.

National pay your short friend day

by Lolipopssss March 19, 2022