roaring thunder cunt

The worst of the worst bitchy cunts!

"Isn't that Maddow chick a roaring thunder cunt!"

by Janky Liberal June 4, 2014

apple crumble cunt

1.) an idiot;2.) someone you don't like, a slang word you a garbage person.

Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt

by Your pseudonym BDD September 1, 2017

easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.

Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

CUNT BUN

if you get called this expression it means you are the bread of a crusty faj-burger!!!

aaaargghhh you fuckin cunt bun,,,you!!!

by bellend69 January 19, 2008

BUNGLE CUNT

The nastiest messiest cunt

You see that girl Casey, she has the biggest BUNGLE CUNT I have ever laid my eyes upon.

by Butt plug bull stick June 3, 2018

doopy cunt

A really dumb bitch. usually with blonde hair that carriers her small animals in her purse.

did you see that girl last night at the party? you know, the one that got wasted and puked on that guys lap? what a doopy cunt.

by christie4231 January 2, 2010

Feral cunt

A feral cunt is a creature that prides itself on the fact it exudes repulsive smells throughout much of its life and has a tendency to regularly shock and upset those that it is around. They are best kept at arms length at all times.

JACK THOMPSON! you leaky ring piece, stinky feral cunt!"

by Leeroyington May 10, 2016