drown the cat 

to drown a cat and/or stick it in an oven and bake it on 475 degrees for 45 minutes.

Petey: "lets go drown the cat!"
marsha: "lets do it"

drown the cat by lauren is amazing February 12, 2008

White cat 

A 'cuddly toy' belonging to Chaz. One of the scariest damn things i've seen. It's EYES! Goddamn...

Chaz: Catch! (throws the cat)
Lar: HOLY SHIT! GET IT AWAY!

White cat by LordBlunkey June 20, 2004

nyeah-cat 

a funny little blue cat which can say "nyeah!" aside from the normal "meow"

nyeah-cats are a very rare species of cats.

nyeah-cat by Alex Lin September 14, 2008

idea cat

A feline personification of whatever creative part of your head that works on ideas. Mainly found in the brains of fanfictioners.

That damn idea cat won't let go of its brain toy.

idea cat by Cyanide and Insomnia November 4, 2006

Yakity Cat 

A stripper's putrid smelling squish mitten that causes you to vomit the instant you catch a whiff. Abortion scars are a must. Bonus points for bruises and blown out O-rings.

"Last night at the titty club some filthy bitch came over waiving her Yakity Cat at me. I managed to plug my nose and run before I hurled in her hole."
"Andrew wasn't so lucky."
"Neither was she."

Yakity Cat by hungbuffalo October 15, 2008

Mamma Cat 

A slutty cat that lives in the ghetto. Produces WAY to many offspring and then mates with them. Aka preg-cat.

Look at dat' mamma cat shes pregnent fer the 12th time. When will she just die?

Mamma Cat by Momma cats surviving offspring January 4, 2009

Beatle Cat

A cat that lives with people who listen to the Beatles so much that when said people is drunk/high, they talk to the cat as if it was John Lennon.

(Weed smoke in the air)
Eric: dudeeeee, my cat is the shitzzzz.
Pablo: what?
Eric: my cat, dog, (sleeps)
Pablo: wake up!
Eric: What?
Pablo: What makes a cat cool?
Eric: It's a Beatle Cat, it's fucking John Lennon
Pablo: You're fuckin' high.

Beatle Cat by catzattzk June 13, 2010