easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.

Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

Cunt hair coffee

The act of performing oral sex in the morning

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold

by Z_bass May 24, 2017

top tier cunt

Someone with all the stuff you want, lording it around it around like a cunt… but a top tier one.

Chris owns an air fryer, a pizza oven and has a Gousto subscription. Chris is a top tier cunt.

by Elverskuld January 14, 2023

CUNT BUN

if you get called this expression it means you are the bread of a crusty faj-burger!!!

aaaargghhh you fuckin cunt bun,,,you!!!

by bellend69 January 19, 2008

hunt cunt punt

The final demeaning kick a former NFL player administers after finishing beating the shit out a woman.

Kareem gave that bitch the final hunt cunt punt that she probably had coming after calling him the N word!

by Alabamaniac December 1, 2018

fuck you cunt

When a particular person persuades you that they may be annoying you to the point where you wish pain on there presents

HEY HEY HEY MAN YOU IS GUNNA GET FUCKED UP SOON IF YOU DOESNT STOP POOFING ON WHITCH ME YOU FUCKHEAD SO FUCK YOU CUNT

by Power of Griggstain July 31, 2017

doopy cunt

A really dumb bitch. usually with blonde hair that carriers her small animals in her purse.

did you see that girl last night at the party? you know, the one that got wasted and puked on that guys lap? what a doopy cunt.

by christie4231 January 2, 2010