Cunt - The Several Meanings

Shit Cunt - You literally fucking suck. Nobody likes you. Go fuck a cow.
Good Cunt - You're a good man/woman. I'd hang with you.
Mad Cunt - You're a fucking nut case but I love you so fucking much you bloody legend.
Dumb Cunt - You are literally a fucking moron. You lack even the slightest amount of common sense.

Or
Cunt - Another word for pussy/a woman's vagina

Cunt = Mate

Australia is fucking great.

Tobias: Oi, Maria's a bit of a Shit Cunt, don't ya think?

Ebony: Oh yeah, but she doesn't compare to Daliah. The Dumb Cunt thought that my acrylics were the glue on Kmart ones, so the bitch ripped 'em off.

Tobias: Fuck. At least Kyle's a Good Cunt. He let me copy his homework last night, so the teacher didn't expel me.

Ebony: Yeah, he's alright.

Raymond: AYE LADS!

Ebony & Tobias: AYE! RAYMOND! YA MAD CUNT!

*Group hug*

Raymond: IMMA GET SOME CUNT TONIGHT!

Ebony & Tobias: NICE!

Cunt - The Several Meanings

by Jotacrak_My_Jotabak August 19, 2019

roaring thunder cunt

The worst of the worst bitchy cunts!

"Isn't that Maddow chick a roaring thunder cunt!"

by Janky Liberal June 4, 2014

easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.

Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

CUNT BUN

if you get called this expression it means you are the bread of a crusty faj-burger!!!

aaaargghhh you fuckin cunt bun,,,you!!!

by bellend69 January 19, 2008

Bubble cunt

Entitled mother fuckers who approach everyone with a God complex and act act though the world owes them a blow job and a half. Someone needs to burst their bubble with a fucking reality check

We're all human.

This fucker is a bubble cunt. Someone bring him back to Earth already

by The Sherriff of Vanny County March 4, 2017

cunt needle

A word meaning penis, or expressing great anger and distress in any situation of great magnitude.

"FUCK! He came outta the walls! *WHACKSHOOTDEAD* ohhhhhh, cuntneedle"
or
"CUNT NEEDLE!... I lost..."

by Jameson IV April 20, 2008

Cocoa Cunt

A black or african american female. A rude woman of darker skin color.

Man yo girl be such a cocoa cunt homes.

by Steve "Big Willy" Johnson April 4, 2009