king of banter

The most banterous bantermiester on the Earth.

Everybody knows who this is without needing to be told. It's like the Force. The King of Banter is the source of all banter. The dark side of banter may be strong, but the king of Banter is stronger.

Long live the King of Banter!
Mr Awesome Jones is the King of Banter.
by Snalbans Tinstle April 12, 2016
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King Bean

A king bean is a great leader and really smart. His firearm skills are unmatched throughout all of beantopia. He is normally found playing games on his Xbox in the legendary palace of Beantopia. All who come before him will be blessed or will die trying
Wow King Bean is so sad
by stosef jalin January 20, 2022
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King Amire

A cool dude who owns his own stuff. But he sounds 12. Sometimes goes on a power trip. Slightly Homophobic
Person 1: He it's king amire Person 2: oh hey 12 year old. Person 3: Isn’t he slightly homophobic?
by KikiG.o.D October 20, 2019
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sour cream king

when ur sweaty at a dumbass football game and smell like sour cream and rotten cottage cheese and ur a king
wow kade is such a sour cream king”
by shel03 September 21, 2020
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The Waifu King Incident

The Waifu King (Peter) went into AniList.com looking at a Siscon manga for 40 minutes. Right after he was caught lacking, the whole group chat flamed him and it was the start of his revenge. He soon started bagging waifus left and right and gained his title "The Waifu King"
Joel: "Aye have you seen Peter?"
Chris: "Nah, ever since The Waifu King Incident, hes's been going rogue"
by wushlongs1432 October 28, 2021
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King kong choker

A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.
Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.
by krisholio March 31, 2022
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King Moment

The equivalent of "down bad," someone who is depressingly horny.
Kalon: That girl's picture got me acting up, almost smash my school's PC.
Joseph: Ohhh, King Moment.
by Yours truly, McChad January 15, 2021
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