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young, dumb and full of cum

young, dumb and full of cum is referring to girls who are find their snatch is cum filled to the brim after a night on the town being shared around.

These particular sluts don't use protection and are too dumb to know better or care.
These girls often view their STD's as trophies confirming their sexual promiscuity status as rock star, collecting them like a girl guide collects badges for her sash and status.
After falling pregnant as a result of spontaneously hosting a (Bukkake) Jenny finds herself unsure who the father out of the 15 guys whose (loads) she took like cannonballs to her cunt.

In (hindsight) she agrees that she was young, dumb and full of cum that night.
by rapunzabel September 15, 2016
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nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich

A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.
Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!
by eda-skip October 13, 2021
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Cumbustion Cum Bubble Pussy Fart

See "Queef". It means the same damn thing.
by David Bailey November 30, 2005
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Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer

A hariry guy that likes to guzzle cum and smell twats.
Hey man did you hear about that guy on the new?

-What guy?

The one about the Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer . . .

-O yahhhh! i heard about him.
by Bobby BiGGGER Dick August 4, 2009
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A delightful young woman who engages in sex without multiple men without swallowing the semen keeping all the semen in her mouth.
My mother that manipulating cum gargling whore bucket went on vacation to Mexico to get gangbanged by a group of philipino circus midgets.
by oliver stiff November 16, 2010
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Air Force Cadet Cum Diet

The Air Force Cadet Cum Diet (AFCCD) is the rapid way a cadet can lose ten pounds over a weekend -- the cadet eats nothing but the cumshots of other cadets he gets from sucking their dicks and swallowing their loads -- by Sunday night, the cadet is ten pounds lighter and is shitting cum.
When I need to lose a few pounds quickly, I go on the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet - but I'm always hungry for more dick to suck!
by USAF Cadet July 7, 2021
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Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.
Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"
by Squam King December 20, 2008
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