by I eat kids for a living December 11, 2022
Get the Ur mom gay mug.A typically middle aged mom in her 30s who’s personality relates to alternative medicine. They often are in an MLM about oils or some other bullshit “medicine” that doesn’t work. They may also be mega religious, into astrology, an “independent queen”, and likely are depressed and are in an affair. If you see one, prepare to have the worst experience of your day.
Person 1: Did you know that Jennifer’s an Oil Mom?
Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.
Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.
by AssEaster December 11, 2022
Get the Oil Mom mug.a facebook mom is a mom who posts whatever she's doing or did. You'll probably be seeing her posting stupid or "funny" things her kid(s) said.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.
POV: judith posts about her kids running away with a laughing emoji.
Omg Sarah is such a Facebook Mom
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by razziebomm December 11, 2022
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by Member of the DK Crew December 14, 2022
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