fat samson

A term used for long haired men, who would suck the shit out of another man's ass.

Clay Mathews is such a fat samson, he can probably taste the corn Aaron Rodgers ate last night.

by JeromeB March 12, 2018

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS

WHAT IS SAY TO ALL THE LADIES

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS BITCH
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM

by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024

fat yorkshireman

When you ground pound a raw potato mario-style

Bruh I gave myself a fat yorkshireman last night, the brute force impact was fucking magical

by aYorkie September 30, 2020

Fat Chad

Fat Chad is a term used to say someone has a big batty

Boy - Dordy girl you got a fat chad don’t ya

Girl - (blushes) 😊

by Mrdarkside101 June 2, 2025

fat con

When you manipulate your family, friends, or significant other into ordering food that you like in the hopes they will not be able to finish their meal and you could eat some.

fat con
"I'm thinking about getting the shrimp parmigiana hero."
"Really? I hope the shrimp is good. Have you had it before? The calzones look delicious."
"You're not worried about how the shrimp is. You're working the fat con, aren't you?"

by Mr Yellovich July 13, 2016

Fat Nigga Fat Head

Someone that has a huge head that may also be fat. Usually both signify unhealthy behaviors.

Whats up Fat Nigga Fat Head, how were the Fat Bites ?

by Skelly Fat Head June 6, 2024

Fat

Brogan fogg is fat

brogan fogg is very fat

by TheREALfiddler June 12, 2023