boys with curly brown hair 

any boy with curly brown hair is SURE to break your heart, but hey, at least they’re pretty

“omg look at how hot that guy is”
“omg they have curly brown hair! he’s definitely gonna crush your heart, all boys with curly brown hair will”
“yeah”

boys with curly brown hair by camlol July 20, 2021

Brown Smar 

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but more frank. This maneuver is performed as a post-coitus display of disrespect for a man's partner. The male subject subdues his partner and proceeds to smear his sweaty buttcrack over her nose and ride up and down her face with it. Optional: to make it more enjoyable for her, tickle her nostrils with your asshair/dingleberries.

"After Mark had forgotten to wipe his ass, Sydney received a crusty, stale brown smar."

"During a football game, Steve's pants were yanked loose. After the play, Steve vented his frustration by pulling a brown smar on the fallen defender."

Brown Smar by Steve Bright October 20, 2003

brown boot 

To brown boot somebody is to mark a person to be culled or to be singeled-out for dismissal. A pink slip.

"This morning they gave half the cubical rats the brown boot. I hope we're not next!"

brown boot by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Brown Winger

Someone who enjoys eating someone's buttock; also used to refer to homosexuals.

"He brown winged me last night."
"Do you think he's a brown winger?"

Brown Winger by Xose Cruz November 10, 2008

Brown Maiden 

One who receives a Dirty Sanchez.

...after The Nub gave that octogenarian a Dirty Sanchez, she was forever known as Brown Maiden.

Brown Maiden by punkyQB February 7, 2007

Browne at Midnight 

Browne at Midnight is a web-based single camera sitcom pilot created by students at Emerson College and produced by Kevin S. Bright, executive producer on Friends, Joey, and Veronica’s Closet. The show follows the story of six college freshmen as they learn to navigate the social labyrinth of college life. The show was written by two Emerson students, Dan Borrelli and Brad Woolf and was filmed in 2007. There is also a parody on youtube, "Making BROWN at Midnight", depicting a guy defecating at midnight.

That "Browne at Midnight" parody was gross

Browne at Midnight by specialk282 January 2, 2008

Brown Tunnel FLood 

When A guy fucks a girl in the ass and instead of cumming you pee in her butt

Dylan tryed to do a brown tunnel flood but mr. condon caught him befor he did

Brown Tunnel FLood by Dylan Swistak February 6, 2008