unload my bag

the act of blowing your load all over a girls face, titties or any other body part for that matter

dude, did you unload your bag all over that fat bitch from school yet?

I totally had to unload my bag on that broad last night

by thegoatman87 October 8, 2009

bag - o - mon

a homosapien male who appears at parties with a shopping bag from a grocery store with 3-4 beers, not willing to bring a full 6 pack.

place of origin: Oakville, Ont

Hey! bag - o - mon is here!

by P. Acevedo September 1, 2006

Colostomy Bag Kate

Someone who smells like shit all of the time, someone who goes to the bathroom on themselves.

Ralph- Hold up, who spilled gravy all over my new white carpet?
Scott- Umm, Ralph, I think you need to sit down.
Ralph- Why?
Scott- Ralph, Thats not from the gravy, Thats from Colostomy Bag Kate, see theres a trail all the way from the bathroom to your car.

by John Pidcock December 22, 2008

man bag tragedy

a man bag tragedy occurs when
A, you find yourself purchasing one.
B, when man bag strap becomes an over the shoulder boulder holder
C, when a young man of a chavvy attire accompanies his outfit with a small bag that has capacity for the essentials.
D, when an addidas tracksuit is accompanied by an addidas man bag, a polo and a nos balloon.
E, pretending to not care when wearing a man bag that does nothing to contribute to your masculinity

'oh that man bag looks so cool'
'dont suppose youve got a manpon in your man bag'
steve 'hey that man bag is so much better than mine' James 'yes it really brings out the colour in my puff'
'hey look theres an undercover homo with a man bag tragedy'

by leroymarshall May 19, 2013

sappy douche bag

Anyone that posts how much they love or can't live with out someone on Facebook.

Dude, quit being a sappy douche bag.

by BPG0004 April 12, 2016

Ball bag emptier

a female friend with benefits or a prostitute

I'm going to see my Ball bag emptier

by Mone Capitain August 1, 2019

Reverse Gucci Bag

The act of pulling a man's testicles out through his anus, leaving the nutsack and testicles dangling.

I hated that motherfucker so bad, he was on my last nerve so I Reverse Gucci Bagged him. See if he don't act right now, his ass won't be able to sit for a year.

by nemo155 May 28, 2019