Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

Pusstitassma job

Pusstitassma job: When a women flexible enough to bring her mouth close to her vagina and put her breasts over her pubic area fellatios the tip of a person's penis, while the penis makes contact with the vagina, breasts, buttocks, and mouth, it is called a Pusstitassma job.

"She gave john an amazing Pusstitassma job"
"The female yoga instructor is very skilled at Pusstitassma jobs"

by Kanunibalshoshenkertta May 5, 2024

Gavin Job

A term which refers to the act of doing "fun" things with your dog until completion and dog creates new spawn. Make sure you use proper form and use both hands to hold the dog while performing a Gavin Job

"Gavin you did what to your dog?"
"A Gavin Job is all"

by Dat Boi 999 May 6, 2024

Milky rim job

To slurp ejaculate from a neighbouring bumwhole.

Tom just received a lovely milky rim job from James.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

try and come for my job

Probably one of the most iconic lines said by Taylor Alison Swift. ("I Can Do It With A Broken Heart" at 3:32)

Person:"'Cause I'm miserable, and nobody even knows."
Therapist that's also a hardcore swiftie:"TRY AND COME FOR MY JOB.😝😜😘"

by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 9, 2024

Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.

"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."

by mercxz May 9, 2024

Bubble Job

The bottom gets on their knees and holds onto the top's balls (like a bubble stick handle). After doing so, the person would do a normal blow job but at the end when the top cums, they go to the base of the penis and then blow like they're blowing bubbles which should cause cum to disperse out the nose and through the small open crevices of the bottom's mouth.

"I just gave my brother the best bj ever!"

"A blow job?!?"

"No!!! A bubble job, you dirty minded freak.. 😏"

by yourlittlekitten420 May 10, 2024