1)A condition that can afflict a men after a period of unintentional abstainence.
Upon the event of a sexual encounter you become so overjoyed at the prospect that you prematurely ejaculate.Similtaneously initiating another prolonged spell of abstainence.
Upon the event of a sexual encounter you become so overjoyed at the prospect that you prematurely ejaculate.Similtaneously initiating another prolonged spell of abstainence.
1)Peter:"I had a case of prodigal penis syndrome last nite"
Sam:"What happened this time man?"
Peter:"She pulled off my trousers and a quart of cum was the only sight that greeted her!"
Sam:"You've earned yourself another couple of months then."
Sam:"What happened this time man?"
Peter:"She pulled off my trousers and a quart of cum was the only sight that greeted her!"
Sam:"You've earned yourself another couple of months then."
by Alzo April 26, 2009
Get the Prodigal Penis Syndromemug. by Your mom April 4, 2003
Get the 12 inch penismug. 
An exclamation expressing surprise, similar to "gee Willikers", but used when angry and/or flustered.
Penis Willikers! The new Halo game got old quick, but for three months before it was released, Dave used to have a popcorn shrimp over it like it's such a BIG deal.
by Wizard Toast October 14, 2010
Get the Penis Willikersmug. Well the average penis length of a guy in England is 5.5 inches.
The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.
The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.
by FunkyChavv July 24, 2006
Get the average penis lengthmug. Suggesting that One is intruding in another person's personal affairs. More like "mind your own business"
"Hey man, are you still banging those 3 girls"
"man stfu, and get off my penis"
Also,
When a person is being extremely bothersome in trying too hard to impress a person
"did you like how I painted your house,washed your car, and cut your grass?"
"You are ALL UP ON my penis"...calm down
"Hey man, are you still banging those 3 girls"
"man stfu, and get off my penis"
Also,
When a person is being extremely bothersome in trying too hard to impress a person
"did you like how I painted your house,washed your car, and cut your grass?"
"You are ALL UP ON my penis"...calm down
by Tru3k1 October 2, 2007
Get the off my penismug. 1.)one penis simultaneously gets off 2 women.
2.) A menage trois.
3.)Having sex with someone then forgeting if you actually had sex.
2.) A menage trois.
3.)Having sex with someone then forgeting if you actually had sex.
1.) The magic penis theory. "I shot her in the grassy knoll then I ran away and no one ever found me"
by Michael Doyle June 4, 2003
Get the magic penis theorymug.