mr. penis lips 

One who's upper and lower lips look like two giant penises opposite of one another. .

His lips were so swollen from eating the hot peppers that he was referred to as Mr. Penis Lips for the rest of the evening. (Penis Lips: To have a swollen lower and upper lip.)

mr. penis lips by Bitchy Boo June 4, 2016

italian penis 

The most gigantic penis in the wole world. Italian men and their male descendents are said to have a very big penis. It's a gift of the race.

Ben: Hey man! Have you hidden a whisky bottle under your pants?
Giuliano: No, man. It's my Italian penis!!!!!

italian penis by Leo_rex June 27, 2007

pant penis 

The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.

Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.

Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.

pant penis by Loki 1337 July 20, 2008

Nasal Penis 

1. A nose that looks like a penis.
2. A nose possessing phallic qualities.

Well, I went to this party, and I got sooooo fucked up! After that party, I went home with this guy, and we started having craazy secks. When he started going down on me, i looked and thought he was stickin' it in raw-dog, but no. He has a nasal penis.

Nasal Penis by Dildough Queefingstein January 21, 2011

yoyo penis 

NOT a dick hanging by a string that bounces up and down. it's what a guy has when one does jumping jacks.

girl 1 "did you see that guys yoyo penis?"

girl 2 "omg yes, mr. O'niell really needs to stop making him do jumping jacks."

yoyo penis by dickcheesemaster May 27, 2014

She-Penis 

An extremely large clitoris resembling a tiny penis. This is frightening to most men, particularly when it becomes erect.

Dude, that chick from the gym I took home last night had a she-penis. I told her to lay off the roids and got the fuck out asap. Can you believe she asked me to suck it?

She-Penis by x BILKO x September 24, 2016

coconut penis 

A flavor of an energy drink for Asian homosexuals that appeared on "The Office".

whats up bruv is that the coconut penis flavor for that new energy drink

coconut penis by eddiehof January 16, 2018