grocery god

when a person is great at attracting very attractive people (they're good at bagging a fine mofo)

"look at this girl i pulled"
"dude she's so fine you're a grocery god"

by lunine September 2, 2023

God

There are many things God is: He is the creator, our savior, our redeemer, our champion, our King, our Lord, etc.

God Created you, in fact he already knew you even before you were born. God sent his son Jesus to die on the cross and save us from sin. He forgave us on that Cross, he did it for love. When he was on the cross, he was thinking about you, even though it was 2,000 years ago. He redeemed us, he made us new people, He is the King of kings and the Lord of lords. And I can assure you… There is no one else, and I mean no one else, like Him.

by Child of Love November 24, 2021

God

God backwards is dog

Dog means bitch that means

God is a bitch

by The first trollage April 16, 2024

homo-god

Homo-god

a word created/discovered ironically during a discussion of a rather attractive gay guy. "Oh my God" came out as sounding like Ho-moh-God. Can be used as a substitute for "Oh My God" when used in a context discussing anything remotely LGBT related, or when discussing anything, in any context what so ever

In a valley girl voice "homo-god John Barrowman is sex on legs, too bad he doesn't swing our way"

by 87icegirl September 12, 2011

spaniard rizz god

a spaniard rizz god is somebody that can lure in any being with his/her sneaky tricks. the spaniard usually has knowledge of the sexual language known as Spanish. now be careful around these sneaky fuckers because once they start chatting you up, you might as well get your things ready for a sleepover at there ;) commonly know as louis c walker

“where has my undies gone ?”
“the spaniard rizz god have taken them”

by Richard fiddler October 14, 2022

GOD

GOD is just some kids imaginary friend that got WAY out of control because too many people made friends with them

God is the friend everyone talks about, even tho nobody sees or hears from.........
Ever.

by NoFilterBitch June 24, 2022

God

If you are a God, you name tends to be Sam Marsh (Sam Marshall Mathers) Or because of Garry's Mod it is also known as Neo. Due to this, you are quite the immortal and high powered being that no one should fuck with.

Tickle: *Advert* AOS 2ndLT Neo
Chexie: *OOC* Why would you AOS Neo? You fucked up! He is a God.
Tickle: *begins sweating*
Neo: *Curbstomps*

by Clyde Barrow September 19, 2021