John Cena

The act of being camouflage

Dang man, your John Cena right now.

by aesoem sauch January 30, 2019

John

This dumb ass who is gay and homo and gets guys until things get nasty.

Let’s do it “john pulls down pants” never mined.

by Bossmode403 October 1, 2019

John Minatree

Pure Awesomeness Radiating from a central system of amazing talent and sexyness!

Person #1 - Hey have you met the new guy?
Person #2 - YEAH! He Is Such a John Minatree!

by partyboy2009 March 29, 2010

johning

Making excuses before a game start. Originated from a person named John who made a lot of excuses

"My friend started johning about controller issue before our 1v1 started"

by BigManStickmanDan December 8, 2024

King John

A King John blow job. While the woman is giving head the man sucks his thumb, pulls his ear, and only pauses to occasional to say 'Mama'.

This is a niche act, generally only preformed by balding firemenand lesbian in denial.

She was giving a King John to Tony but was distracted by thoughts of Dame Judy Dench.

by Bunkerite March 27, 2023

John Wilkes Booth

A finishing move at the end of a sexual encounter where the man shoots his load on the back of his partners head.

She was being huge cunt yesterday.. So I gave her the John Wilkes Booth last night..... She never saw it cuming!

by Fratboy659 April 22, 2014

john jude

Big sexy rugby man

Wow have you seen John jude !!!

by I<3dilfs347 November 23, 2021