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phantom blue balls

When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.
Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.
by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018
mugGet the phantom blue ballsmug.

blue squad

A group of people who communicate using iMessage and, thus, have blue bubbles when they text. No greenies allowed haha
You're part of the blue squad.
by justbalanithings November 17, 2022
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Corona Blues

Blue balls caused by not being able to get out and get Grindr sex because of the coronavirus lockdown.
“Oh man I’m SICK of this lockdown now!”

“I know, right! Tell me about it! I’ve already got a bad case of the corona blues!”
by Joshua_Paris April 3, 2020
mugGet the Corona Bluesmug.

blue moon weed

blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating
yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!
by paneshroud December 22, 2023
mugGet the blue moon weedmug.

Blue bowels

Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.
“Omg our food is coming!”
“Fuck, it’s not ours. I have blue bowels.”
by Theboyssssssss February 27, 2022
mugGet the Blue bowelsmug.

blue glasses

dude she’s so blue glasses.”
totally.”
by milleeimani June 26, 2022
mugGet the blue glassesmug.

blue feels

when blue is in her feels
oh look at blue, blue feels
by dfbdfgdshdfufygshdg March 17, 2021
mugGet the blue feelsmug.

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