Kal-El: God of weapons

The mighty being who seems stable but is given the ability to turn anything in their environment to a dangerous weapon. Don't be fooled by their "innocence", the consequences may be fatal if triggered

"Kal-El: God of weapons descends from the Portuguese culture"

by Dungeon master 7884 July 6, 2022

By the Grace of God

Religious people luck

By the grace of god, sebrina was drunk and Lucifer was able to play smash with her otherwise he had no chance

by Professional retard dog January 23, 2024

demon of god

an absolute idiot that goes to church everyday to wipe away his sins

jared killed my cat and fucked my horses, hes a fucking demon of god

by ifuckmyowncatswithmen February 18, 2021

God's Pinch

Just another word for cramps.

FUCK! GOD'S PINCH! FUCKING GOD'S PINCH! FUCK ME! OHHH MY LEG! OH FUCK!!!!!

by BigGLizzy69 August 26, 2019

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Nebuchadnezzar: "Dawg what you doing in there"
Caesar: "Good Morning and God Bless"

by pbizy97 May 23, 2018

scrap god

a god of money (but not much money), blesses you with small fortunes

I’d like to thank the scrap god for this nug of weed on the floor

by gay4lifendlove January 25, 2019

god

also known as, sky daddy or sky wizard

"omg god looks so old"
"you mean sky daddy"

by literally stop February 22, 2022