Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020

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X-Box Tough

Someone who acts cocky, trash talks about you and your mom, and claims he can beat up anyone. Generally said by pre-teens with no social interactions.

Boy 01: "Yeah that kid over there? He was talking smack about my mom and claiming he could whoop my ass."
Boy 02: " so what happened after that!?"
Boy 01: "So I found him after school, told him he gets on free punch, stood there like a coward, and then I whooped his ass!"
Boy 02:" Nothing worse than acting like something yo are not. He's X-Box Tough"

by Shrek8donkey September 1, 2020

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cock-box

(n) A total jackass, especially one who is particularly rude as well as overtly unintelligent.

Keith: "Dude, why are you being such a cock-box?"
Jon: "Gabbi's holding out lately, man, it's getting to my head!"

Brittany: "OMG Chad is so hot!"
Brenda: "Maybe, but he's a total cock-box."

by summerfinn July 13, 2012

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