Ass Pirate

Someone who plunders, pilages and otherwise befoulds any and all ass.

"luke i cant believe you banged that fatty your such an ass pirate"

by Swash Buckle the Ass Pirate April 9, 2006

WAXING ASS

To have sexual intercourse

Caller 1: Hey, what are you doing?
Caller 2: I have sherill here and we are straight waxing ass!
Caller 1: Wax away my friend, wax away.

by shelby123 February 14, 2008

ass clown

A Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority Employee.

"Those ass clowns waste tax dollars like they have their own printing press."
Those ass clowns couldn't pour piss out of their boots if the directions were written on the bottoms."

by snipet May 1, 2008

Ass Trumpets

Often used phrase by Dan Hardcastle on his youtube channel Officialnerdcubed when he messes up something, usually in an intense situation.

"Oh oh oh trumpets. Ass Trumpets. Spinning, reversing, turning." - Said by Dan in 'Nerd³ Challenges! Five Stars - GTA V' posted November 14, 2014, when he spins out after flipping over his stolen police car running from the police with a 5 star wanted level.

by JohannFarley November 14, 2014

ass beetle

A beetle of dung. Infests regularly. No cure. Falls out of your ass at its own accord. Believed to be caused by 3 day old sushi.

"Excuse me, Miss, your ass beetle is hanging out."

by Metatron Agent of God September 26, 2003

ass basket

The area between the anus and the division of the buttocks. This area is where the buttocks normally rest against each other.

When I shit, I like to spread my ass cheeks apart so I don't get shit all over my assbasket. It's funky enough down there already.

by Webgrunt August 8, 2003

Ass Cheese

When you shart in your pants and your in such a situation that you can't immedietly get somewhere to change your underwear or you don't realize there is actual poop fermenting inside your pants so you don't think to change your undergarments or you don't care enough to change your underwear. The stinky fart solution saturates your underwear and begins the aging process much like aged cheese.

"I went on a camping trip and accidently sharted. I didn't have an extra change of clothes so I had Ass Cheese growing in my shorts."

by Dangermilk September 2, 2009