Poop

Poop is went you got to go to the bathroom and shit

I need to go poop

by by...um I don’t know May 12, 2021

poop

a brown substance from the anus
corn poop: the poop with corn in it
green poop : a green poop

green corn poop: the poop that has corn and is green
killer poop: the poop that hurts so bad that it feels like it could kill you
shotgun poop: the poop that fires out of ya bum like a shotgun
gun poop: like the shotgun poop but only one poop instead of 4 bursts of thick diarrhea

nugget: a little ball of poop
the trots: diarrhea

fart trots: when you think you will fart but you push too hard and end up pooping your pants
hot poop: a burning poop
crawling poop: the kind that you try to push out but end up just farting and not pooping
monster poop: the poop that is so big that you can not believe it can flush
clean poop: the kind that you poop but there is nothing on the paper

me: i had a big poop!!!

by pookiesgramma November 4, 2017

poop bitch

someone who plays ball drop (the game app)

some who plays ball drop - hey
anyone else - your a poop bitch

by antipoopbitch69 September 26, 2021

Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

Poop n’ pull

Mastubating while taking a shit

Person 1: why has Luke been in the shitter for an hour
Person 2: probably taking a Poop n’ pull

by Lance Biggerstaff November 6, 2017

poop

brown solid or liquid (diarrhea ) stuff that comes out of your weird hole thing that's in between your butt cheeks

i just took a GIANT poop

by momfoundthepoopsock101 April 8, 2019

poop straw

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.

Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.

by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024