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Modern warfare 2

the most insufferable game ever where you get called slurs for being a female and fangirls that don't even play the game. I fucking hate mw2 but it was better than the mw3 campaign where i wasted more than 20 dollars to play a shitty game.
someone : oh my fucking god i just got called a slur in cod : modern warfare 2 for being female
someone else : ok
by shoegazing December 16, 2023
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jermaine_.2

The best mutual to ever exist. He is super interactive with all of his mutuals and a goated person in general. His takes are also pretty good.
Person: Are you mutuals with jermaine_.2?

Other person: Of course! That guy’s the best mutual ever!!
by Valid mutual April 1, 2021
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Politicians part 2: Breaking Down

And people who are basically pseudo-politicians.

Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Politicians part 2: Breaking Down

It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
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I liek 2 fuk

I wanna "I liek 2 fuk" you
by yourmilkissusaf9004 March 27, 2023
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Sean Farrell 2

The most caring and sweet guy you'll ever know. He doesn't think he's special but once you meet him, he'll be the most important person in your life. He jokes around a lot and always tries to make other people happy. He'll do anything for the people he loves and tell them how much they mean to him. When he loves, he loves with his whole heart and gives it to you hoping you won't break it. He takes a while to actually open up, but when he finally does, you'll know that it was worth the wait. He's an overall amazing person and anyone is lucky to be loved by him. If you ever find a Robert, don't let him go because he'll literally be the missing piece to your heart. He'll bring so much happiness into your life you'll forgot what it's like to be sad. No matter the distance, he'll be there and he'll love you.
Dust off and a brown rat helped me to meet my Sean Farrell 2.
by 4teeneighty8 January 7, 2021
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Should iKON Bobby have 2 biological sibling?

Should iKON Bobby have 2 biological sibling?
Should iKON Bobby have 2 biological sibling?
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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2 fingers up

oliver holds 2 fingers up because he is gay
by oliverboliver June 6, 2022
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