Teeth in your ass

When you got either someone eating your ass or when you shove dentures up your ass.

It can also be used as a greeting.

Ex.1 Your friend just lost a game in league if legends.
Friend: FUCK THIS GAME IT'S TRASH.
You: What do you got? teeth in your ass?

Ex.2 What's up, got teeth in your ass?
Just take George Washington's wooden dentures and SHOVE them up your ass

by Thurluvlok January 17, 2018

Joshing your tots

Just kidding

Your mother died- Ha sike i was joshing your tots.

by Chocolateslut May 3, 2018

honk your cock

When your cock goes honk honk

I got so excited last night I honked my cock in Walmart and it went everywhere that’s how you honk your cock

by Cumshake February 9, 2018

beat your eggs

a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.

I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.

by Armadill0 May 5, 2018

key to your gate

It basically means I got the dick to your pussy.

Davon: Hey niya!
Niya: Yeah?
Davon: I got the key to your gate.
Niya: What!!??!
Davon: Hahaha!!!

by That_girl_got_game/gang December 27, 2016

Mustard of Your Doom

Wanting to inflict harm on people with bread sandwiches and mustard.

It is time for ultimate destruction! It is the mustard of your doom!

by bilkywaygalaxy January 29, 2017

Your Royal Heinous

What you're really saying in your seemingly-respectful greeting of a political-figurehead leader whom you actually view as being a horridly mean/cruel/selfish person.

In the popular musical comedy "Fiddler on the Roof", it appears that the oppressed citizens of Anatevka secretly view their heavy-handed government leader as "Your Royal Heinous" --- in an opening scene, the rabbi is asked: “Is there a proper blessing for the tsar?” The rabbi responds: “A blessing for the tsar?” He ponders awhile, then pronounces: “Of course... 'May God bless and keep the tsar... far away from us'!”

by QuacksO January 15, 2020