Also known as NTS, is defined by a situation in which you are trying to do an assignment but can't bring yourself to get any work done and thus regularly open a new tab to do literally anything else at intervals of less than five minutes.
This is generally ensued by a sad and lethargic state the following day, induced by the knowledge that your sacrifice of sleep to finish said work was pointless. Your chances of attaining high academic achievement flew out the window the moment you left home without printing the work you stayed up all night finishing.
This is generally ensued by a sad and lethargic state the following day, induced by the knowledge that your sacrifice of sleep to finish said work was pointless. Your chances of attaining high academic achievement flew out the window the moment you left home without printing the work you stayed up all night finishing.
Teacher: Michael, where is your assignment? You didn't hand it in this morning.
Victim: Sorry, I was suffering from severe New Tab Syndrome over the weekend... That is to say, my printer broke.
Teacher: (unimpressed)
Victim: Sorry, I was suffering from severe New Tab Syndrome over the weekend... That is to say, my printer broke.
Teacher: (unimpressed)
by slicendice July 13, 2014
Get the New Tab Syndromemug. Derived from the tendency of individuals coming in contact with one with this specific syndrome to declare, "Damn, he's Terry Sexual." Terry Sexual Syndrome is a genetic disorder in which a person is born with so much awesomeness they are irresistible to every gender, race, and creed and have more ass then they can handle. The simple acronym, Totally erotic, really relentless yesuality, has been created to assist in remembering the symptoms.
by AnythingYouWant April 26, 2011
Get the Terry Sexual Syndromemug. Samantha: "Hey Ashley ... What the hell is wrong with Trey ... He's like, reading my messages and not fucking replying!"
Ashley: "Oh well ... You know .... He got Blue Tick Syndrome"
Ashley: "Oh well ... You know .... He got Blue Tick Syndrome"
by PrincessCherryBomb March 21, 2016
Get the Blue Tick Syndromemug. a sharp pain that occurs amongst adolescents, under/behind the left ribcage. This sharp pain will come and go, and it is NOT life threatening, it usually goes away in adulthood. when this pain occurs lots of people take a quick and big breathe in, until they feel a pop in the spot and it goes awhile for a few moments. Dont worry you are not having a heart attack!
bob:ouch! i have a sharp pain in my left ribcage. what do i do?
Doctor: Absolutely nothing, what you have is precordial catch syndrome, you arent having a heart attack. you'll just have to wait till you become an adult, it'll go away! left ribcage pain
Doctor: Absolutely nothing, what you have is precordial catch syndrome, you arent having a heart attack. you'll just have to wait till you become an adult, it'll go away! left ribcage pain
by sabastian ace July 18, 2012
Get the precordial catch syndromemug. A person who somehow manages to get hurt whenever they practice but just says they're fine yet shows clear sign of injury
by 1027xboxbongfabreeze March 3, 2015
Get the Derick Rose Syndromemug. by drew 100 March 1, 2007
Get the cockal tunnel syndromemug. When an a movie/game franchise attempts to appeal to an angsty teen audience by making their newest title as gritty and edgy as possible, even if it contrasts with the tone of the rest of the franchise. Generally, this poor attempt at being relevent rarely is successful.
by Polackis August 15, 2018
Get the Shadow The Hedgehog Syndromemug.