pharmomones

Biochemical signals emitted by organisms, conveying information through distinct scents, often perceptible by the human olfactory system.

I just walked by the patient room and his pharmomones smell like Pseudomonas....he might have an open leg ulcer.

by KCPharm November 25, 2023

pharmacide

Death and injury by Big Pharma corruption

Turbo cancer is the direct result of pharmacide.

by anonymous November 27, 2023

Phantom Dooker

When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.

I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Phantom Tax

Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"

Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.

Your so phantom tax, your so skibbidy!

by Pandacous December 1, 2023

Phantom nut

When you cum but no cum leaves you penis

Bro me and that cute bitch were fucking all night to the point I started phantom nuting

by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023

Phasing

Rippeology weather forecast. Two horny people, running from different directions, one from the west, one from the south, colliding into each other, looking into each other's eyes, and in a split second deciding, do I wanna get nekkid with this person or just keep going my own way? Nekkid = big snow storm. Move on = brief spurts of liquid that don't amount to much.

Wisconsin is due for a phasing this weekend. Either way, someone’s getting the load in their face, err driveway.

by Dirty Effing Hippie December 5, 2023

phaloop

to use comically poor manufacturing methods

My new car is already falling apart; it must have been phalooped.

I will phaloop my math homework because I don't have time to do it correctly.

by The Schill Pickle December 7, 2023