hand artist

A Woman or Man who provides a much needed service to the horny people in the world ....... if you get what i mean ;)

Man 1: Shelly is the biggest hand artist in the town.
Man 2: Really what are her rates?
Man 1: I think $50 a job.

by Handy McAndy November 17, 2013

Engineer Hands

Hands that are too soft & weak to do manual labor.

John can't open that jar; he has engineer hands!

by Slimdiggity December 22, 2023

dad's hand

Big stank hulking knuckle.

Charlie's father has a definite dad's hand for, sure!

by JohnnyAppleSeed72 March 8, 2017

Hand Circus

When a someone who has a deformed hand or is missing a finger gives you a hand job until the big top explodes.

That chick last night was missing her thumb, but damn could she give a hand circus!

by Mr.Stupidface April 12, 2022

Two Hand Timmy

The act of launching someone with one/two arms, proceeding to hit the victims head onto a piece of furniture or wall.

“Brett what’d you do??”
“I two hand timmy’d him”

by Digg Bickk January 17, 2020

Jizz Hands

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.

"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"

"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"

by JugheadJo March 25, 2019

Bouldery hands

When talia has gone climbing and has developed keratinization proportional to climbing duration

Wow, shes got some serious bouldery hands and will be able to solve that pointless riddle now

by Reasonablehippopotamus April 18, 2023