Brown snake moan

The cry of agony that accompanies a particularly painful bowel movement.

"I don't know what i ate last night, but I definitely had the brown snake moan this morning."

"I had the brown snake moan so bad I swore it was coming out sideways."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Brown Diamond Miner

Slang used to describe a gay man.

Stacy was going to ask Kieth on a date ntil she found out that he doesn't like girls...he is a Brown Diamond Miner.

by Glenduh the Good Witch January 13, 2010

brown knuckle sandwich

five fingers clenched right up Uranus....

clench your buttocks tight, the big brown one is coming right up!

by Corfy josie April 27, 2006

brown down under

Another term for a wet fart or shitting one's self.

Karen: I can't believe it, I was doing squats at the gym, now I'm brown down under.

by Hardoneous Maximus November 13, 2011

Asian Brown Bag

When one fills a sock with piss and shit.

I just slapped Mary-ann with my Asian Brown Bag. Rofl she's gonna be so mad when she gets out of that coma.

by Anita Dyk August 24, 2011

throw the brown flag

To assert that a statement or idea is bullshit. Analagous to throwing the penalty flag in (American) football.

Fox News is the finest example of unbiased, straightforward news reporting ever to grace the airwaves.

Man, I'm gonna have to throw the brown flag on that.

by Marlinspike March 30, 2010

Brown Eye Breathing

When a couple in love decides to take their intimacy to the next level. Much like sharing a held breath between locked lips, with the same breath being given and taken by each other, Brown Eye Breathing can be planned or accidental when a couple is butt-to-butt. When one farts and the other takes it in, and then farts to return it. The sharing of one fart.

I know my boyfriend loves me. Last night, as we were going to bed, we did some brown eye breathing. We share everything. He is so romantic!

by TwoLoveBirdsInTheRain January 7, 2011