hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

To fuck the life out of somebody

When you have an abusive tendency to suck the life out of people, making them question their reality and leaving them fucking empty inside.

I've been in a long-distance relationship with a narcissist. He's been using sex to squeeze some money out of me, so that I would pay for him to come over.

He shoots back that he "really is going to fuck the life out of me".

To fuck the life out of somebody

by podoutboo April 8, 2024

The meaning of life

Well, when asked this question one can look to the actions of others or just try to be their own person. Often practicing trying a noose and jumping off bridges can help one truly find the meaning

The meaning of life(rip Riley 2002-2017) wow bro Riley really found the meaning of life

by Hirkt February 16, 2017

A Perfect life

Being in love with a disease and the other person getting what you got and still loving you unconditionally.

Boy: Life isn’t fair.
Girl: Life IS fair because it’s not fair to everyone.

Boy: Sounds like a perfect life!
Girl: That’s what we got baby

by Real lyfe 101 August 5, 2020

Life

A waste of time and space

What is the point of living? You are wasting resources and you are a waste of space. Life is a lie.

by Naruto Uzumaki The 7th Hokage February 25, 2019

life

there is no meaning to life

life is horribal

by stuff9.0 April 13, 2021

Life

The Pointless thing some of us share.

Why is Life so pointless, just an endless void that ends with death.

by Zeus Masteria September 17, 2020