Trumped

When you are so focussed on vigorously masturbating that you shit yourself
I was so caught up making eye contact with myself in the mirror, whilst furiously making Jesus cry, that I relaxed so much when I finally came and Trumped.
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Trump Walled

To ruin one's plans; to sabotage something; to interfere with one's action or goal.
Damnit Brian! You Trump walled my focus on this assignment!
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Brian: "Did you get the math assignment done?"
Mike: "No, I got Trump walled by question five."
by MagicMike88 November 24, 2021
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Trump Card

The last resort for particular members of the left or the democratic party. Often used as a deflection, they will ignore the question they have been asked and immediately begin blaming Donald Trump for issues that had arisen during a time period where a democrat was in office.
“Did you watch last week’s Kamala Harris interview?”

“Yeah? What happened”

“Dude she used like 12 Trump Cards, she didn’t answer a single question.”

“She’s a master of deflection just like Biden I guess
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trump

Collective noun for manipulative falsehoods. Synonymous with bull shit but specifically resentful, vindictive and self serving.
"He gave a long list of reasons why he shouldn't have pay his share of the bills this month but it was all a load of trump" "You are not the victim here, you are so full of trump!" "Cut the trump, the reason she's mad at you is you gave her chlamydia".
by MaxPrum May 27, 2025
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Fat Trump

Ann uncircumcised penis that is as round as it is long
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Trump Dumbass Syndrome

A psychological condition wherein individuals exhibit unwavering support for Donald Trump, regardless of his actions, statements, or behavior. Symptoms include a chronic inability to recognize faults, a propensity to deflect criticism with conspiracy theories, and an unshakeable belief that "alternative facts" are just as valid as reality. Often accompanied by an aversion to credible news sources and an inexplicable affection for Twitter rants. Commonly diagnosed in echo chambers and political rallies. Treatment is rare, as patients are typically resistant to evidence-based interventions.
Despite the overwhelming evidence against him, Rudy Giuliani continued to defend every action with fervor, clearly exhibiting a severe case of Trump Dumbass Syndrome (TDS).
by AB1971 May 30, 2024
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