little meat syndrome

Someone who goes about any and/or everything with a bitchmade mindset and carries himself with a low self of steam as if he has a bite size penis(most-ikely they do).

Guy: Aye bro you get down on these hoes.
Guy with lms: No im good i got to help my mom with groceries.
Guy #2: Yo, ya mans is either gay or has that little meat syndrome

by Shells So True November 16, 2011

2$Bill Syndrome

A culmination of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and dyslexia on top of a troubled childhood and early exposure to Donkey Shows and the less attractive aspects of the African Congo. Some have stated that he may have multiple personality disorder, but that cannot be confirmed. Unfortunately being that fucked in the head leads to random attacks with ships that were never meant to be built in that number, and a raging case of priapism which required him to drain the excess blood from his member with a turkey baster. The final diagnosis is rendered when the subject begins paying for everything with 2 dollar bills.

At first we thought he was a normal kid, but then he started showing signs of 2$Bill Syndrome. He tipped the strippers with 2 dollar bills and kept making beastiality referances which made the entire grade school uncomfortable

by Google [bot] September 6, 2010

Little Bitch Syndrome

When someone is complaining life is “really hard” but actually - they’re just being a little bitch

Alternatively known as LBS

R: I have a stomach ache
C: sounds like you are suffering from Little bitch syndrome - LBS

J: it’s too cold to go outside
R: sounds like a case of LBS

by G City April 7, 2021

Short Worded Syndrome

Short Worded Syndrome can be used in conversations with someone on the internet and the person replies with for example "ok" "yes" "no" "bye" and nothing else. Come on, I can't be the only person that hates getting short replies. Therefore I have created a word for it!

Guy: Hey Jack, wanna play on Steam?
Jack: no
Guy: sws
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Guy: Hey Jack, wanna play on Steam?
Jack: no
Guy: short worded syndrome lol

by 0eAthePenis August 12, 2016

cockal tunnel syndrome

Carpal tunnel syndrome brought on by excessive masturbation

Dave used to jerk off constantly, until he developed cockal tunnel syndrome.

by drew 100 March 1, 2007

Air Guitar Syndrome

When your diabetic neuropathy is acting up to a point where you shake your hand infront of you and simulate playing the guitar.

While Richard was getting angry at snipers during search and destroy his Air guitar syndrome started acting up, After he sniffed his fingers and ate some wendy's chili

by TheZomLex January 10, 2023

stuffed animal syndrome

Is amused can amuse using stuffed animals. Also may be a funny person in general. Probably has a funny ass social media profile as one.

“Hey did you see Gio with those stuff bunnies?”
“He’s obviously sick cause he’s making them fuck...”
“Probably has stuffed animal syndrome.”

by Ekpundek March 8, 2019