giving in to the hand police

A term for maturbation.

Hey man, did you see that twitch streamer who was giving in to the hand police accidentally while the stream was on.

by memejeff March 23, 2024

hand phoner

when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them

Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!

Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.

by chunkyturk August 25, 2009

gamer hands

when your hand get so cold you can type/click. usually the hand you use your mouse with.

"fuck bro i got gamer hands" proceeds to blow on hand to warm it up

by d0m7n7ck August 21, 2020

zimbabwe hand grenade

Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!

Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.

I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed

by Jizz hands October 18, 2017

Meth Hands

When you’re getting scratched, but it feels like your skin is bubbling like you’re on meth.

Yo, she was scratching me, but I think she had meth hands.
Dude! She seriously has meth hands. My skin felt like it was boiling from smoking meth while she scratched me!

by Stranglemyer February 27, 2020

Beer-handed

Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.

I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!

by anGelo68 May 25, 2016