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Leaning Tower of Penis

A variation of the Eiffel Tower.

As with the Eiffel Tower, this sexual act involves three participants: two men and a woman. One man is getting fellated, by the woman, whilst the other man is penetrating her vagina or anus.

Mid-coitus, the two men diagonally high-five each other, thus creating the lean.
Hey Mike, Amy is talking like she wants to get slammed by the Leaning Tower of Penis tonight, you down?
by BehindtheHype May 7, 2010
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whale penis intake

a very large diameter air intake pipe commonly found on ricer honda civics
The whale penis intake adds about 50 horsepower.
by dboyfromdahood November 17, 2011
mugGet the whale penis intakemug.

penis frond

This is what Opie smells like. It's kind of like those plants that grow in swampmarshes.
Gee, Opie sure does smell like a penis frond.
by Ultima September 30, 2003
mugGet the penis frondmug.

Penis cutting tampon

A tampon that is designed to cut off the end of a guys penis. I kid you not.
It was designed in free town south africa by 72 year old Jaap Haumann. The details are on the net.Check it out.
It was designed to cut off the tip of a rapist penis and gan do the same to any other guy who is also the of a mean and spiteful woman.
Some men have vowed that if they lose part of there penis the bitch will lose part of her tit.
It has been advised before you do anything else to use a long object with the dimensons of a penis such as a carrot,pickle ect. and stick it all the way in and then pull it back out to see if it is still intact.
Feminazis are sure to bring it to the U.S.
If you know whats good for you, you better not have a penis cutting tampon.
by Deep blue 2012 February 5, 2010
mugGet the Penis cutting tamponmug.
The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.
Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!

Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.

Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?
by deftone_dude October 19, 2011
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Black hole penis

When your massive penis collapses on its own weight and forms a black hole.
My friend, Dave, has a penis so massive that it has collapsed and formed a black hole penis. It suck all matter into it.
by iamaphish May 26, 2019
mugGet the Black hole penismug.

Bucky the penis slayer

A chic with jacked up teeth that may slice your penis while blowing you
May that chic had meth mouth so bad shes for sure bucky the penis slayer
by youngjimson April 1, 2015
mugGet the Bucky the penis slayermug.

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