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One Time For Your Boy

When your boy really needs you to help them or wants you to perform a task, saying, "I just need you to do this one time for your boy." The only valid responses are, "ONE TIME," "JUST FUCKING ONCE," or, in an affirming tone, "one time, ONE FUCKING TIME FOR YOUR BOY."

Valid requests include: when you want your boy to hard force viper + infestor, roll a fatty spliff, or take the dog out so you can do one of the first two.
You: can you roll me a spliff real quick, one time for your boy??? And for fucking ONCE can you PLEASE infestor viper all-in???

Me: Yea bro, I gotchu. ONE FUCKING TIME BRO.
by tombechillen December 6, 2019
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flushing 10 to 15 times

A derogatory term used to imply low flush toilets and conservation is an inconvenience, often said by someone who is full of shit who does not care about the environment.
The audience roared with laughter when he would say "...flushing 10 to 15 times", an experience that they have had well before low flush toilets.
by mlhiss December 24, 2019
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please don't shit the time

you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!
fuck: please don't shit the time. it's very rude.
by animatedHumorist December 20, 2017
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Time Cook 30 Restaurant

A restaurant that always cooks their food with a microwave, clicking Time Cook 30. Their food is usually frozen and Gordon Ramsay would never approve of it.
Man, that Mexican resurant was terrible! It was a Time Cook 30 restaurant for sure!
by jp447 December 24, 2017
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IST (Irene Standard Time)

Is not defined by a synchronization of clocks within a geographical area or region, but is represented by one single person who's community has accepted that her time runs differently from everyone else. IST is represented not by time, but by phrases, where depending on what she says in her announcements, the community can determine when she will stream and plan accordingly. Usually no one plans accordingly and we just tease her about it.
There exists 4 distinct times that IST (Irene Standard Time) exists in:
"Irene is asleep"
"Irene is awake"
"Irene says she'll stream but goes to sleep"
And finally
"Irene says she'll stream in an hour but it's actually 6 hours"
by chonkachu November 15, 2020
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Times Square Dumpster Fire

When a large number of hobos, vagrants get together and piss and shit on everything in sight. Sometimes the public joins in.
There's that group of hobos running around doing a Times Square Dumpster Fire. Oh shit look Brendan is hammered at that bar and started his own personal Times Square Dumpster Fire.
by Kobrakys September 12, 2017
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time to have some balls

It's a word any guy with a crush would say if they can't talk to her while she's with her friends

and it's the word that means he'll fuck up 100%
dude 1: you have a crush dude?
dude 2:yes and she's over there..
dude 1:you're gonna talk to her?
dude 2:yes...time to have some balls.
*goes to his crush*
dude 2:i was creeping on you last night and you looked saxy :D
*at this moment he just knew he fucked up*
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