Cum of Duty: Black Cocks

this is an all new high-tech video game created by a bunch of 8th graders. the gun? oh its a penis. The power-up? CUMSHOT!!!

Cum of Duty: Black Cocks is my favorite video game!!!

by gee uh April 29, 2022

ASL Cum Bucket Challenge

To complete the ASL cum bucket challenge you much save your cum in a bucket for a minimum of 6 months, you then stand in your living room and proceed to begin filming. Once this has begun you must begin chanting “Cum” progressively getting louder, just before you pass out of light headed-ness you pour the bucket over your head and pass out. The challenge of this comes from waking up before anybody walks in and sees you. If found…you fail.

I walked in on my brother doing the ASL Cum Bucket Challenge. I was so jealous that he got challenged.

by Wonchance December 1, 2021

Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut

A stupid ass bitch that does not wanna keep her hands to herself...and has sex with almost anything. Maybe even a teddy bear...

Random girl: *Has sex with horse in public*
Random girl (again): *Moans really loud*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?!?!
My Best Friend: I don't know...But she's being a Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut.
Me: ...
Me: Should we call the Animal Abuse Hotline? Or...
My best friend: Nah...Just leave her alone...
Me: okay then...
Me and my best friend: * Backs away slowly*
Random girl: *Passes out*
Me: Is she dead
My best friend: ...
My best Friend: Let's just run and call the cops
Me: Good idea!

The End...

by Natalie da nut December 9, 2019

dirty ginger faggot cum dumpster

A male having red or orange colored hair that takes seamen loads on his body for enjoyment.

Matt Milliken and Carrot Top are dirty ginger faggot cum dumpsters.

by Jablomee June 26, 2008

afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul

A cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul is a guy who gives blowjobs, rims assholes and has purple teeth.

We're going to drink the bottle of Sirius Petit Sirah that my dad gave me to make our teeth purple, and then we're going to get naked and become cum-sucking, ass-licking ghouls and go Trick-or-Treating in our dorm and see how many cadets want sucked off or rimmed!

by eda-skip October 10, 2021

young, dumb and full of cum

young, dumb and full of cum is referring to girls who are find their snatch is cum filled to the brim after a night on the town being shared around.

These particular sluts don't use protection and are too dumb to know better or care.
These girls often view their STD's as trophies confirming their sexual promiscuity status as rock star, collecting them like a girl guide collects badges for her sash and status.

After falling pregnant as a result of spontaneously hosting a (Bukkake) Jenny finds herself unsure who the father out of the 15 guys whose (loads) she took like cannonballs to her cunt.

In (hindsight) she agrees that she was young, dumb and full of cum that night.

by rapunzabel September 15, 2016