Short Hand

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).

Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....

by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017

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Wank hand

Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.

Person 1: oi mate, geez a handshake!
Person 2: nah man that's your wank hand, that is!

by Lugzy_yt November 02, 2019

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When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 24, 2022

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She has her hand strocking my dick.

by Void shawn April 10, 2016

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This is a man that is overtly funny, however, he also has fairly funny hand that are extremely laughable.

That guy, yea, he is Funny Hands

by mahinman August 12, 2019

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A girl who's having a boyfriend for the second time in her life.

When she has an ex-boyfriend.

by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023

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1) When a younger sibling feels entitled to everything their elder sibling owns.

1)Agh! My little sister stole my new Mac lipstick again! She's got total hand me downs syndrome!

by Ulessa April 20, 2017

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