John Curtis

A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.

Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*

by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019

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John Chase

slower typer than Romina

John Chase is a way slower typer than Romina, no contest needed.

by Animor November 23, 2021

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John

And average sized male with light brown greasy hair and poop/grass colored eyes. He’s a bitch too

Omg stop you’re being such a john

by lanna September 16, 2018

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John

John is fuck in short he likes to suck big dick

John likes big cock

by My boy esteban November 20, 2023

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A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.

The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.

by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024

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John Tamonte' Twist

when someone tries to get over on someone by twisting the conversation or situation so that they can have a better outcome than the other! For Example to Con someone by mentally twisting the situation.

how you gone try to pull a John Tamonte' Twist on me/ It was my Idea!

by Tried!!! October 3, 2018

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