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Dab Pen Day

Held on May 10 as a nod to the most common dab pen size, (5:10) get as high as you can off dab pens on dab pen day!
Hey man, we should hit up the dispensary, dab pen day is coming up soon.
by Mesmer March 3, 2021
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Single Awareness Day

otherwise known as Valentine's Day, when people celebrate their love for each other. Occurring on the 14th of February, this day reminds those who do not have a Valentine of their singleness. Contrary to popular belief, this holiday celebrates not only romantic love, but also love between family and friends. Please remember your single friends on Valentine's Day! (you assholes.)
by misosoupaddict September 15, 2006
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Daniel Day-Lewis

The god who invented acting, and acting well.
Did you see Daniel Day-Lewis in...it doesn't matter. It was fucking great.
by amnesiac690 October 6, 2008
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those were the days

Often said when thinking back to a time when life was more enjoyable.
"Remember back in 96' when we stayed at that beach house? Those were the days..."
by DMC May 24, 2004
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National 69 Day

Holiday celebrating eating pussy and sucking dick.
(Preferably at the same time)
"Hey babe, can we 69?"
"Um. No."
"But it's National 69 day!"
by Allevi April 16, 2018
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cold day in hell

(n.) An event that will never happen. See synonym when pigs fly.
It'll be a cold day in hell before I return her calls.
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
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National Rape Day

A disgusting hoax used as an excuse to violate men/women
The boys: it’s national rape day
Me: No, and for that i’m going to break your spine
by anonymous April 25, 2021
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